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Old 30th June 2014, 01:00 PM   #1
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Hello friends

In this corner of the world midnight has just passed and it is now 1 Jul 2014.

As the timeline rotates west around our planet bringing with it the new day it is probably only around 17 hours before Patrick jumps out of bed, and possibly after a strength building English breakfast, presses the button to freeze this forum, and the world is changed forever.

So only a few hours for your jokes. I suspect RichardS will be up all night searching for anything to post!

No jokes from me, just au revoir.
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Old 30th June 2014, 01:25 PM   #2
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Nothing to laugh about here. I've said my farewells elsewhere.
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Old 30th June 2014, 01:41 PM   #3
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Nothing at all is funny today, Eric.

But, it's nice that you've made one last stab at keeping this long tradition on this forum alive.
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Old 30th June 2014, 04:27 PM   #4
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Well it's bye from me too.

When you read this:
-- I will have made my last post to this Serif forum.
-- I will have, a while ago, made my last ever Serif purchase (not even emails offering 80% off persuade me any more).

When Serif products were at their peak, they were brilliant, but that is just a bitter-sweet memory now.

Onwards and upwards ... and so it is time for me to lurk at Fully Pixel.

So it's a bye to Serif and to those forum members who don't make it across to the Fully Pixel forum.

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Goodbye (until we meet again).
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A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

So much nicer than some of my past posts ... isn't it?
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A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

So much nicer than some of my past posts ... isn't it?
Yes.
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Ali, special apologies to you as I was a bit rough on more than one occasion. Always kind in replying to me in spite of my unpleasantness on more than a couple of occasions.
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Ali, special apologies to you as I was a bit rough on more than one occasion. Always kind in replying to me in spite of my unpleasantness on more than a couple of occasions.
See you over there, Smee.
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